Archive for the 'Wanna Be Presidents' Category

04
Nov
08

Election Day 2008 – Vote or Don’t.

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It’s election day at 7:00 am, the polls are open, vote or don’t.  Either is a valid choice.  Though if you’re inclined toward freedom and liberty we’d prefer if you’d vote.

We’re spending the day working and the night at all the parties in DC, so essentially we’re taking Obama’s advice and taking election day off (from the “job” we don’t get paid for, anyway).  We’ll see you tomorrow.

By the way, if there’s any ambiguity as to where we stand and how we’d suggest you vote, you probably shouldn’t vote.

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04
Nov
08

Barack Obama vs. Barack Obama – is his name on the ballot twice?

Barack Obama: change you have to sort of guess about which one he actually believes in.

03
Nov
08

The true nature of liberals – “I want Joe the Plumber dead!”

This is what you get when dare defy liberal radicals, members of the party of tolerance.  This guy is a jackass, but hardly rare.  Go to Kos or Huffington and spend a couple of minutes reading the comments section.

This guy needs to be fired!  NOW!

03
Nov
08

The path to victory for John McCain and the results of an Obama win.

If you only watched the mainstream media you’d think the election has already taken place, but the facts have yet to be determined.  Remember President Dewey?

Here is a story on how McCain can pull it out.  While it seems like a long-shot, it’s really not.  Nothing is impossible.

In the meantime, if Obama does win, Ron Hart is already preparing himself for some much needed down time.

I really do not want to be that “greedy” guy whom Obama so hates. “Greedy,” loosely defined in Obamanomics, is 49 percent of voters. For the record, if you make $249,000 per year or less you are fine; somewhere around $250,000 and above, you are officially evil and he is coming after you.

I want to appease the new administration and not be too productive. So, upon Obama’s passing his new redistribution plan, I will slow my work schedule, lay off a few people (Obama’s got their back) and let someone else bust his tail since I will now be able to get “redistributed wealth” from those poor fools who are ambitious, energetic, work hard and have made good decisions.

I cannot wait, as I need a break. And it will be nice to not be vilified by politicians. It will feel good to be liked again.

Wish me luck for the next few years. I am looking forward to a respite from hard work, taxes and creating jobs. It is a lot of responsibility that I will be able to “shrug.”

Read the whole thing.

03
Nov
08

The Obamas want to tell you how to live, not show you. Hypocrisy in the highest from Barack and Michelle Obama.

The graphic speaks for itself.

03
Nov
08

Barack Obama wants to kill coal…and the jobs that go with it.

Off script the guy speaks his mind and sticks his foot in his mouth non-stop.  If you or someone you know works in the coal industry, or if you simply enjoy the lights coming on when you flip the switch, watch the video all the way to the end.  What a nut!

31
Oct
08

Douchebag of the Week – People who hang people in effigy.

Douchebag of the Week!This week’s Douchebag of the Week winners are real losers, they’re the type of people who do things deliberately to seem different, when it’s really just a childish cry for attention. Our winners this week are any of the boneheads out there who hang politicians in effigy.

It started with Sarah Palin out in California. Douchebag Chad Morrisette thought it would be cool to hang her from his house because, well, he’s a douchebag, and he probably figured he’d get some attention. He did get the attention he desired, but not they type he wanted. He was criticized by anyone with a spine and a shred of decency…and Keith Uberdouche, too.

Now we have two douchebags in Kentucky, Joe Fischer and Hunter Bush, who thought it would be a good idea to hang Barack Obama in effigy. It wasn’t, and they were arrested.

Really? This is what you have to say to the world? You’re content to piss away your 15 minutes of fame on stupidity?

The urge to be shocking for shock’s sake is a powerful one, but so is the urge to try some of the stuff you see on Jackass. Just because you think something sounds cool, smart and clever doesn’t mean it is. These displays are stupid. We get it, you don’t like these people, but hanging their image at the end of a rope is the best you’ve got when it comes to expressing yourself, please, we beg you, don’t vote. You clearly are too dumb to express yourself in any useful or meaningful way, so don’t vote. Just pop your collar, gel up your hair, hop in your Camaro and do the world a favor by driving off a cliff.

And as you go take with you the knowledge that your stupidity and inability to not be a bipedal butt-plug has won you the honor of Douchebag of the Week. Congratulations!