Feeling sad about the economy? Worried about your financial situation? Forget the fact that people have been through much worse, even this country has been through much worse (we survived the Depression and Jimmy Carter’s Presidency), Barack Obama is going to save you. Or at least offer pseudo-help.
The White House has come out with warning signs for depression over the economy, they can be found here.
Oddly enough, there is nothing on the site for people who are depressed that the President is ruining the country, making a natural correction of the economy much, much worse, spending the country into insurmountable debt, attempting to ruin health care, nationalizing industry and banks, all the while laughing and and having Wednesday night parties to maintain a sense of “normalcy.” (What normal person has mid-week set for party time every week?)
Maybe the President will assign everyone their own personal Reggie Love, the guy that dials Obama Blackberry, because you can’t take a second to dial your phone or supply your own snacks when you’re THE ONE!
This is real. You can read the whole story here.
At the same time, Obama will be constantly minded by his personal aide Reggie Love, who dials his BlackBerry, fetches his jacket and tie and supplies him with snacks.
Bet none of those greedy, evil CEOs on Wall Street had a dude to “fetch” their jackets.