31
Oct
08

Douchebag of the Week – People who hang people in effigy.

Douchebag of the Week!This week’s Douchebag of the Week winners are real losers, they’re the type of people who do things deliberately to seem different, when it’s really just a childish cry for attention. Our winners this week are any of the boneheads out there who hang politicians in effigy.

It started with Sarah Palin out in California. Douchebag Chad Morrisette thought it would be cool to hang her from his house because, well, he’s a douchebag, and he probably figured he’d get some attention. He did get the attention he desired, but not they type he wanted. He was criticized by anyone with a spine and a shred of decency…and Keith Uberdouche, too.

Now we have two douchebags in Kentucky, Joe Fischer and Hunter Bush, who thought it would be a good idea to hang Barack Obama in effigy. It wasn’t, and they were arrested.

Really? This is what you have to say to the world? You’re content to piss away your 15 minutes of fame on stupidity?

The urge to be shocking for shock’s sake is a powerful one, but so is the urge to try some of the stuff you see on Jackass. Just because you think something sounds cool, smart and clever doesn’t mean it is. These displays are stupid. We get it, you don’t like these people, but hanging their image at the end of a rope is the best you’ve got when it comes to expressing yourself, please, we beg you, don’t vote. You clearly are too dumb to express yourself in any useful or meaningful way, so don’t vote. Just pop your collar, gel up your hair, hop in your Camaro and do the world a favor by driving off a cliff.

And as you go take with you the knowledge that your stupidity and inability to not be a bipedal butt-plug has won you the honor of Douchebag of the Week. Congratulations!

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2 Responses to “Douchebag of the Week – People who hang people in effigy.”


  1. October 31, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Well put. I couldn’t agree more. You left out the tool in Ohio who also hung an Obama effigy. While our opinions of the candidates are worlds apart, it is nice to see us agree on this. In today’s society, a sense of humor is necessary when something is funny, when it is offensive, the right and left find it responsible to tell those who commit these acts to sit down and shut-up! Or drive your Camaro off a cliff.

  2. November 9, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Wow! I did not think that I would find a single article that I could agree with you on, or even leave a comment that didn’t start with “Listen asshole.” I have to say that this is spot on. The moron who did the Obama one was probably playing some tit-for-tat bs against the f##k-up who made the Palin display.

    “please, we beg you, don’t vote. You clearly are too dumb to express yourself in any useful or meaningful way, so don’t vote. Just pop your collar, gel up your hair, hop in your Camaro and do the world a favor by driving off a cliff” – I second that motion.


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