Next up: Cell Phones.
Some scientists think they might cause cancer. Expect the lawsuits to fly soon from anyone with a brain tumor, and Dewey, Cheatem and Howe will laugh all the way to the bank. You can see the argument now, “These people are sick, they can’t wait for definitive proof of a connection between the two. They need relief now!” As if brain tumors didn’t exist before cell phones.
Such a scam.