Dumb criminals are great! The stories they give us are endless and the person they generally harm is themselves, so thanks for that. Along that line, Jason Hammond was attempting to break into a restaurant called Mandarin by climbing through one of the vents, only he picked the wrong one. He ended up getting stuck in the vent below the stove, nearly cooking himself.
Needless to say, Mr. Hammond tried to claim he just fell into the vent while trying to let off some steam (you can’t make this stuff up) after a fight with his wife. Oddly enough the police didn’t buy it.