Douchebag of the Week – Ted Turner

Douchebag of the Week!Surprisingly Ted Turner has yet to win this award, partially because there have been so many other douchebags who have stepped up their game in the past year and partially because the “mouth of the south” has been pretty silent.  But he is silent no more!

Turner buys into pretty much every wacko theory any leftists puts out there, just as long as the US or a Republican can be blamed for causing it, whatever it is.  So it’s no surprise Teddy has chugged the global warming Kool-Aid.  But he seems to have mixed it with a lot of Jack Daniels before he drank it, and then went on the Charlie Rose show to talk about they myth.

Turner went off on global warming this week saying, “We’ll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow.  Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.”   Maybe we should eat Ted first…

He went on to call the terrorist in Iraq “patriots,” that Russia wants to be our friend and China “just wants to sell us shoes.”  He doesn’t really seem to have any concerns over the oppression of any of those groups because, frankly, they’re leftists and so is Ted.

For his lifetime of stupidity (marrying Jane Fonda, for one) Ted Turner is a complete douchebag, but for these idiotic statements, Ted Turner is our Douchebag of the Week.


1 Response to “Douchebag of the Week – Ted Turner”

  1. 1 PJ
    April 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Ted Turner can bite me.

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