30
Jan
08

Clinton holds non-victory victory party

We thought Dennis Kucinich dropped out of the race? Oh wait, that’s actually Hillary Clinton running around doing anything to claim what little attention she can wrestle away from the media love-machine that is the Obama campaign.

Florida D’s held a meaningless vote last night which Hillary apparently “won”. We say “won” because the Democrat nominees were not allowed to compete there on account of Florida moving their primary date up and insulting the powers that be in the party.

Still, not to shy away from any opportunity no matter how desperate, Hillary ran up to the sunshine state stage to pick up her award.

“Thank you, Florida Democrats!” Clinton shouted to the cheering throng. “I am thrilled to have this vote of confidence.”

You like me! You really like me!!  Some Florida liberals weren’t buying it

But even some of the faithful in the hall doubted that the big margin for Clinton, flashed on a projection screen, was an accurate gauge of the race here. “Probably not,” said Eleanor Forte, on the outer rim of the celebration. “If they had campaigned here, it probably would have come out differently.”

We think so, too. But never mind. Clinton needs all the positive press she can get.

Even if it’s fake.

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