Global Warming is David Beckham’s fault!

The group Carbon Trust (funded completely by the British government, therefore needing to justify their existence somehow) has labeled David Beckham as having the world’s largest carbon footprint.  Seems they think he owns a big house that’s too big, has too many cars (though, seemingly, would only drive one at a time) and travels more than any human being on the planet.  The attempted shakedown has yet to get a check from the Beckhams, but time will tell.

We tried to reach Al Gore for comment but the staff at his family’s estate said he was either in Bali, Davos, Helsinki or Antarctica, or on his way to or from one of those places and they weren’t allowed to give out the phone number to his private jet.  Don’t worry, he buys trees from himself to make up for it!


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