Paris Hilton has been named “Woman of the Year,” and it wasn’t by the homemade porn industry or the National Liquor Wholesalers, but by Harvard University. Well, not exactly Harvard itself, but by the Hasty Pudding Club there that is associated with the Harvard Lampoon.
Previous honorees include Halle Barry, Scarlett Johnasson and Sarah Jessica Parker. When asked what Paris Hilton has done to receive this honor, the Club responded, “Previous honorees include Halle Barry, Scarlett Johnasson and Sarah Jessica Parker. You pretty much have to be famous and/or attractive to win. Though, in the future we’ve been toying with the idea of add an additional requirement that the winner have some sort of talent or skill.”
When reached for comment about her thoughts on receiving the awards, Paris answered the phone with “Who are you? Where am I? Where are my clothes?”
All of this for only $50,000 a year. Gotta love Harvard.