15
Jan
08

Women everywhere bow their heads in shame as Paris Hilton is named Woman of the Year.

My dignity must be down here somewhere.

 Paris Hilton has been named “Woman of the Year,” and it wasn’t by the homemade porn industry or the National Liquor Wholesalers, but by Harvard University.  Well, not exactly Harvard itself, but by the Hasty Pudding Club there that is associated with the Harvard Lampoon.

Previous honorees include Halle Barry, Scarlett Johnasson and Sarah Jessica Parker.  When asked what Paris Hilton has done to receive this honor, the Club responded, “Previous honorees include Halle Barry, Scarlett Johnasson and Sarah Jessica Parker.  You pretty much have to be famous and/or attractive to win.  Though, in the future we’ve been toying with the idea of add an additional requirement that the winner have some sort of talent or skill.”

When reached for comment about her thoughts on receiving the awards, Paris answered the phone with “Who are you?  Where am I?  Where are my clothes?”

All of this for only $50,000 a year.  Gotta love Harvard.

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5 Responses to “Women everywhere bow their heads in shame as Paris Hilton is named Woman of the Year.”


  1. 1 Faldman
    August 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    She suck, even Ronaldo dont want her!!!!!

  2. 2 Bobby Senara
    April 25, 2010 at 9:06 am

    Actually, her & the sucking is the whole point.

  3. July 7, 2010 at 4:22 am

    I would love a face like she’s angels, especially in the photo she wears sportswear, then in her very beautiful. however I do not like her way of life, knowing that she is very rich but that does not mean she was allowed to live so all the media are not good news for her. I really feel sorry.

  4. July 27, 2010 at 10:37 am

    We’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they get these people? They are from another world!

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