08
Jan
08

Early front-runner in least expected headline of the year.

Pa. man sentenced for mailing cow’s head to wife’s lover

That’s not exactly something you would expect to see when you open your morning paper, but that’s exactly what readers of the Erie Times-News saw in Pennsylvania this morning. 

This is one of many great lines from the short story:

Jason Michael Fife “understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow’s head to anybody,” said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles.

That is not true, you can, and you can get it there by 8:30 am via FedEx or UPS. 

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