It’s not easy being Santa these days. You can’t say “ho, ho, ho” out of fear of offending women who, it would seem, have lived sheltered lives, yet the Jolly Green Giant is free to say it any time he wants.
Now comes the story of a Santa knocked out by a thrown object. Not cool the chuck rocks at Santa, no matter how crappy your Christmas may have been.
On the other hand, and we do mean hand, Santa was groped by a 33 year old woman in this story. No word yet on which list she will find herself.