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Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, welcomes and random insults.

The Health Care Summit – The taxpayer funded dog and pony show.

The reconciliation lie – What? Who, me?

Charlie Rangel’s little problem that has amounted to nothing whatsoever. The swamp of corruption is still full and swarming with life.

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Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey – The Beatles

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Jungle Boogie – Kool and the Gang

Senator Jim Bunning holds up the Senate, exposes liberals as phonies. The inability of Democrats to find $10 billion in offsets in a $3 trillion budget shows how unserious they are about controlling spending. It is NOT a filibuster.

The Texas Governor’s race, not looking good for KBH, looking good for Governor Perry.

Harold Ford Jr. will not be running for the Senate from New York. Chuck Schumer fends off another challenger to his puppet. NY’s history of carpetbaggers in the context of this failure.

The Winter Olympics recap. What a way to end them, US vs Canada for the gold in hockey. Some events that suck, some are good. Should subjective events be in the Olympics? Canadian patriotism – kinda freaky.

Top 5 sporting upsets of all time, the Miracle on Ice is clearly number 1.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

It’s raining fish in Australia! For real.

English theme park seems smelly urine for “Saw” movie themed maze. Yes, gross.

Breast implant saves a woman’s life when it stopped a bullet. BOOBS!

Break dancing leads to charges due to big belt buckle and bad form.

Ohio man tears down his house before the bank can foreclose on it. Now facing prison, so he’ll have a place to live.

Corrections Idol – Prison holds contest.

Goodbyes

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Above is the face of Paul Krugman people see on TV in the New York Times, but the man has (at least) two. Depending upon which party is in power, he is of two faces on the filibuster.  Just see the examples below. (Brought to our attention by a friend.)

Here he is on March 29, 2005:

“But the big step by extremists will be an attempt to eliminate the filibuster, so that the courts can be packed with judges less committed to upholding the law than Mr. Greer.”

And here he is yesterday:

“Senators themselves should recognize this fact and push through changes in those rules, including eliminating or at least limiting the filibuster. This is something they could and should do, by majority vote, on the first day of the next Senate session.”

The only thing that has changed between then and now is which party controls the Senate and by how much, specifically the election of Senator Scott Brown from Massachusetts.

I would ask how Krugman can look at anyone with a straight face, but he probably has a third face for just that occasion.

Watch the video and learn more from our friends at the Mackinac Center here.

In keeping with the tradition of the Left, SEIU chief goon Andy Stern called Senate Democrats “legislative ‘terrorists’” today.  He was joking…or was he?  There are unconfirmed rumors that we’re starting that say Stern then ordered his purple-shirted gang of thugs to take a break from beating up black conservatives and egg homes of Senators Mary Landreu and Ben Nelson.  Again, these rumors we’ve made up are, as yet, unconfirmed.

Way to keep things in perspective, Andy.

Remember the “Coot off” a few years ago?

By any unit of measure, this was a draw.

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Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, welcomes and weekend recap.  A brief review of the movie 2012 and how back it sucked.

Eric Holder decides to try terrorists in civilian courts rather than military tribunals, what will the ramifications of this be?  When do Miranda rights apply to these prisoners? What evidence can be used?

What kind of impartial jury will the government be able to find in NYC?

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Never There – Cake

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Leopard Skin Pill-Box Hat – Beck

The stimulus bill and the Congressional districts that don’t exist – how to create jobs that aren’t there and claim credit for them.

Health care liberal style – just vote for this piece of paper and I’ll fill in the details later.  Harry Reid and corruption.

Who to watch in the Senate health care debate.

Owner of the Tennessee Titans flips off fans of the Bills, but Rush Limbaugh as an owner is a bridge too far

News of the Wierd, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Women aren’t allowed to wear pants in Paris. (Don’t book your flight just yet, they have to wear skirts.)

Man calls 911 3 times because he wanted to have sex.  Now he’s screwed.

Kid suspended for bad haircut.

Schools sells grades to raise cash.

Vegas wants to ban stripermobile from the strip.  IT’S FREAKING VEGAS, ARE YOU KIDDING?

Man stabs himself to get out of work. Not really bright.

Woman gets $150,000 because her work didn’t provide a toilet close to work.

Woman calls 911 because a man refused to marry her.

Goodbyes

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When Eliot Spitzer was caught cheating with a prostitute and his wife stuck by him, a new product was born…Sleazealis.

The Obama Helmet ad from Ronco, back when people were passing out at Obama rallies left and right.

Back when John Edwards went on his “poverty tour” we came up with this one.

When Colombia University invited Amadenijad to speak, we opened with this one.

There has been a lot of talk about “Hope” this year, so we created “Hope Energy Drink” which actually has more substance.

Before the world really knew Barack Obama (and we still really don’t, thanks to the media), we had a quick ad about his biography.

And when Barack Obama got the support of everyone’s favorite designated driver, Uncle Teddy Kennedy, we put out this one.

The first time General David Patraeus came to testify before Congress, Liberals showed how open-minded they were, and so did we.

For a while the Democrat primaries were coming down to superdelegates, and the race was on to win them over. Here is the first episode of “The Adventures of Superdelegate.“

Little known fact, Barack Obama came out with his own fragrance during the campaign. No, it doesn’t smell like you think…

Let’s not forget “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Socialism,” new from Obama and the media.

Finally, who can forget the Wilson’s? All they wanted to do was to be left alone, or so they said in their never-ending television appearances.

That’s a sampling of what we’ve done so far…Only the Shadow knows what the future holds.

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You Might Be Un-American ad
Talk Dirty To Me – Poison

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcome, recap, random insults, etc.

Speaker Pelosi and Rep Hoyer call those speaking up at townhall meetings un-American in a op-ed, so they’ve called out the union goons to show people how American roughing people up is.

John Dingle can’t handle the heat. Birthright democracy.

Damn the torpedoes, full speed a head.  Hillary Clinton on what is un patriotic.

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Love Me, I’m a Liberal – Jello Biafra

Political Spine ad
Stand – REM

Prozac Obama ad
Perfect Drug – Nine Inch Nails

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Jet Airliner – Steve Miller Band

The House wants 5 new private jets on our dime, but not so fast…

Hurricane season starts without one, people aren’t buying global warming anymore.

The Deficit grows, and grows, and grows…Obama fiddles.

John Hughes dies, we talk about his career.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Viagra ice cream  brain freeze and a stiffie.

Couple collects outhouses.  That’s just shitty.

Man gets 6 months for  yawning in court.

Florida woman changes man’s diaper thinking he was his disabled brother.

$54k per month for a hotdog stand, owner passes.

Town offers graffiti class for kids in the hope the don’t graffiti.  Good luck with that.

Goodbyes.

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Here is a sampling of the pictures from First Friday. You can see a larger version of each of these by clicking on them and can see all the pics from Friday by going to our Flickr page here.

Also, we do have a Facebook group but there are only a few members because we don’t do much with it, frankly. But we do post some pictures from First Friday there a few days before we post all of them, and you can tag people, so there is a small benefit to joining. If you are so inclined you can join the group here. Considering some of the odd groups on Facebook people join, joining our group isn’t all that strange.

You can hear the show on our homepage, http://www.itsfirstfriday.com/ (New shows every Tuesday, unless Monday is a holiday, then the new show is posted on Wednesdays.) You can download and play all our shows on your iPod or media player and have the ability to fast forward and rewind by going to the archives here. Or you can just cursor over here and press play on the window that pops up and be able to fast forward and rewind here. Or just click on it and it should open in a new window and play.

IF YOU LISTEN IN THE ARCHIVES YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FAST FORWARD AND REWIND ALL YOU WANT WITHOUT HAVING TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW. JUST MOVE YOUR CURSOR OVER THE LINK FOR THE SHOW YOU WANT TO HEAR AND CLICK PLAY IN THE WINDOW THAT POPS UP.

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Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, welcome, random insults and weekend rewind.

Barack Obama steps into the race cow-pie without knowing any specifics, angers police.

Obama as Fonzie, unable to apologize.

The health care debate and the CBO, is Obamacare failing?

The lies about health care stats.

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I told her lies – Robbie Fulks

Political Spine ad
Stand – REM

Obama School of Leadership
I’ll be there – The Spinners

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Down by the Water – PJ Harvey

The truth behind the numbers – life expectancy and health care.

John Conyers has no interest in reading the bills he votes on because they’re too complicated and he needs lawyers to understand it. Finally a liberal tells the truth, it has nothing to do with policy and everything to do with ideology. Heath agrees to read the bill and explain it to the corrupt Conyers. Members of Congress who are untouchable.

CBO delivers another blow to socialized medicine by saying the bill won’t save any money, even after Obama’s arm-twisting attempts. Blue Dogs hold the line…for now.

Nancy Pelosi is slightly less popular than toenail fungus and doesn’t care. But she does want to be trusted.

A pledge to read the bills they vote on in Congress and how it will go nowhere. Stimulus money to repair or fix toilets. We told you it was a crappy bill.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Strange things found on virtual vacations. How little of a life must you have to take a virtual vacation?

Man faces felony charges for urinating on court reporter’s chair. He was really pissed off.

Toe squeezing as punishment. Discipline or kink?

Wheelchair bound man collects $400k in aid then is photographed dancing. Faces fraud charges.

Man claims he found condom in his soup. Gross!

The Naked Cowboy is running for mayor of New York.

Someone donates a landmine to charity, dumped it into the collection box.

NYC woman going for dirtiest apartment award. She’s just too busy to clean…the dead mice off the floor.

Goodbyes

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You can hear the show on our homepage, http://www.itsfirstfriday.com/ (New shows every Tuesday, unless Monday is a holiday, then the new show is posted on Wednesdays.) You can download and play all our shows on your iPod or media player and have the ability to fast forward and rewind by going to the archives here. Or you can just cursor over here and press play on the window that pops up and be able to fast forward and rewind here. Or just click on it and it should open in a new window and play.

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Fearless – The Bravery

Heath’s return from the west coast, welcomes, weekend plans, catch up.

The 40th anniversary of man landing on the moon.

The 40th anniversary of Ted Kennedy killing Mary Jo Kopechne.

ObamaFAIL on the stimulus bill, how many tax dollars are needed to fix a door or buy ham? A lot!

StimulusFAIL, nothing “saved or created” by the bill other than payoffs to political supporters.

The $100 million dollar challenge that hasn’t come to be.

The Teflon President facing heat for firing an Inspector General who was investigating an Obama supporter.

The quality of Obama’s speeches have dropped off significantly now that his lies are being exposed.

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I’m Looking Through You – The Beatles

Political Spine ad
Stand – REM

Kennedy ad for Obama
Jump in My Car – David Hasslehoff

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Your Racist Friend – They Might Be Giants

Barbara Boxer vs Harry Alford – she’s called out as the race-baiter she is. Talk about a deer in headlights. How liberals see people for the color of their skin, not the content of their character.

The President’s falling approval ratings and his prospects against Romney and Palin in 2012.

Washington budget gimmicks.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

An 81 year old man qualifies for NASCAR – drives the entire time with his turn signal on.

Man calls police on himself before robbing a bank, gets arrested.

Man overdrafts credit card by 23 quadrillion dollars, now owns everything on Earth.

Beer, bacon and pepper flavored ice cream. Just cut out the middleman and make puke flavored.

Woman stabs roommate because she asked not to walk around nude. Where did she hide the knife?

Man arrested while getting married at a courthouse.

Murderer gets life or shoplifting. Murder was cool, but swiping 5 CDs is a bridge too far.

Postal worker get 5 months for stealing kid’s birthday cash from cards.

Man charged as terrorist for threatening telemarketer.

Goodbyes

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Here is a sampling of the pictures from First Friday. You can see a larger version of each of these by clicking on them and can see all the pics from Friday by going to our Flickr page here.

Also, we do have a Facebook group but there are only a few members because we don’t do much with it, frankly. But we do post some pictures from First Friday there a few days before we post all of them, and you can tag people, so there is a small benefit to joining. If you are so inclined you can join the group here. Considering some of the odd groups on Facebook people join, joining our group isn’t all that strange.

Here is a sampling of the pictures from First Friday. You can see a larger version of each of these by clicking on them and can see all the pics from Friday by going to our Flickr page here.

Also, we do have a Facebook group but there are only a few members because we don’t do much with it, frankly. But we do post some pictures from First Friday there a few days before we post all of them, and you can tag people, so there is a small benefit to joining. If you are so inclined you can join the group here. Considering some of the odd groups on Facebook people join, joining our group isn’t all that strange.

No wonder Barney Frank wouldn’t answer the question that kid at Harvard asked him about what responsibility, if any, was his.  He kept referring to when he became Chairman and forgot about when he was Ranking Member and blocked anything from getting done.

What you should have done all along is NOT be a corrupt douchebag, Congressman Frank.  But that’s too much to ask for from you, especially when you’re raking in money from them.

It does seem odd that liberals, who love regulating damn near everything, somehow thought there were enough regulations on Fannie and Freddie.  There’s a connection – those industries that pay, get to play. Those that don’t, get regulated.  We’re still waiting for the Special Comment from the “special” Keith Uberdouche on this issue.

Note the use of Nazi type propaganda.  If you don’t get that reference, go look up some history.

Yes, something very ugly has surfaced in contemporary American liberalism, as evidenced by the irrational and sometimes infantile abuse directed toward anyone who strays from a strict party line. Liberalism, like second-wave feminism, seems to have become a new religion for those who profess contempt for religion. It has been reduced to an elitist set of rhetorical formulas, which posit the working class as passive, mindless victims in desperate need of salvation by the state. Individual rights and free expression, which used to be liberal values, are being gradually subsumed to worship of government power.

We know and have known many people like this, with whom a rational conversation is impossible, people who run out of things to say once they’ve used up all the “facts” they read in the latest issue of The Nation, Mother Jones or Newsweek.  The inability of these people to thing beyond what they’re fed, to extrapolate beyond talking points they’re read or to have a coversation that doesn’t end in anger and name-calling on their part is why we don’t miss the ones we knew and won’t the ones we know, should it come to that.  Paglia, on the other hand, is welcome to join us for a beer any time.

Feeling sad about the economy?  Worried about your financial situation?  Forget the fact that people have been through much worse, even this country has been through much worse (we survived the Depression and Jimmy Carter’s Presidency), Barack Obama is going to save you.  Or at least offer pseudo-help.

The White House has come out with warning signs for depression over the economy, they can be found here.

Oddly enough, there is nothing on the site for people who are depressed that the President is ruining the country, making a natural correction of the economy much, much worse, spending the country into insurmountable debt, attempting to ruin health care, nationalizing industry and banks, all the while laughing and and having Wednesday night parties to maintain a sense of “normalcy.”  (What normal person has mid-week set for party time every week?)

Maybe the President will assign everyone their own personal Reggie Love, the guy that dials Obama Blackberry, because you can’t take a second to dial your phone or supply your own snacks when you’re THE ONE!

This is real.  You can read the whole story here.

At the same time, Obama will be constantly minded by his personal aide Reggie Love, who dials his BlackBerry, fetches his jacket and tie and supplies him with snacks.

Bet none of those greedy, evil CEOs on Wall Street had a dude to “fetch” their jackets.

Sadly, while he walks on water, we all drown in his debt.

Click on the pick, it's official White House (all the way at the bottom)

He's just crazy enough to do it!

There are stories that you simply can’t make up because no one would believe you. They also require little comment. This reporter wonders if taking out his whole family might be the best way to deal with a potential water shortage…

Depressed? Well, it’s a sign of the grim times for our planet when pre-schoolers are worrying about something as basic as water, a commodity which my generation never even thought about at his age.

When I look at my kids like my son and wonder what kind of place the world will be when they are my age – about 2050 – I find myself wondering if me and my family shouldn’t just open the balcony doors of my 16th floor apartment and do the planet a favour by jumping out.