Archive for January 13th, 2009

13
Jan
09

Douchebag of the Year – We have a “winner!”

Douchebag of the Week!The voting for this year’s DBoTY was very heavy, and close for a long time. But in the end, we had a clear winner(s) – Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews of the left-wing PR machine known as MSNBC.

For a long time it looked as though Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were going to pull it off and take the trophy, but a massive push from voters in the last week put Olbermann/Matthews over the top by 5 points.

The final tally went like this:

Olbermann/Matthews – 22%
Reid/Pelosi – 17%
Dodd/Frank – 12%
Al Franken – 10%
Hank Paulson – 10%

While it’s difficult to really say who was doucheier in a year filled with so much douchebaggery, the choice of Olbermann (or as we affectionately call him, Uberdouche) and Matthews is a solid one by voters. They took the once-great NBC News to new lows of media bias and PR hackery. No words we could ever write could to justice to the “thrill up the leg” comment, or any lie spewed by Uberdouche. So, instead of trying, we’re just going to give you a clip of each at their doucheiest.

And Uberdouche. No one clip can encapsulate the extent of his total douchebaggery, so here is just a minute of this asshole at work.

Congratulations to all our contenders and to our winners. We have a feeling a great many of you will be on the list for this year, too.

Good night, and good luck.

13
Jan
09

Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast.

First Friday Podcast

You can hear the show on our homepage, http://www.itsfirstfriday.com/ (New shows every Tuesday, unless Monday is a holiday, then the new show is posted on Wednesdays.) You can download and play all our shows on your iPod or media player and have the ability to fast forward and rewind by going to the archives here. Or you can just cursor over here and press play on the window that pops up and be able to fast forward and rewind here. Or just click on it and it should open in a new window and play.

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Podcast theme
Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, happy hour reminder (attend!). The Snuggie, the warmth and joy that is The Snuggie. How it is Jedi or Druid like. The genius that is Billy Mays. Work closure on inauguration day to honor the 28th anniversary of Ronald Reagan’s swearing in.

A look at the incoming Obama Administration. “Skin in the game.”

The remaining $350 billion of TARP money. The rush to wait. The government “ponzi scheme” and the death of the free-market?

Obama to close Gitmo, where do those prisoners go?

Bumper music
Supersonic – Oasis

The Obama School of Leadership
I’ll be there – the Spinners

Bud Light Real Men of Genius
Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor

Intro Music
Feel the Pain – Dinosaur Jr.

The beauty of the sounds of a cork.

Rolland Burris to be seated as a Senator.

A look back at the Bush Administration and its “accomplishments.”

Bumper music
Ace of Spades – Motorhead

Sleazalis Ad
Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

Bud Light Real American Heroes
Mr. Footlong Hotdog Inventor

Bumper Music
Me, Myself and I – De La Soul

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever.

China makes their return to NotW. A 107 year old woman seeks to marry for the first time, but only to a man at least 100. Good luck.

Woman sues NYC claiming the Americans with Disabilities Act covers her dog, wants $10 million, deserves a smack with a dead fish.

Woman thinks she’s passing a kidney stone, gives birth to full term baby into toilet.

Man wants kidney back from cheating scumbag of a wife. Not gonna happen.

Couple enjoys hanging out at Taco Bell so much they get married there.

Making fun of the South, happy hour reminder, and goodbyes.

Exit Music
A Day in the Life – The Beatles




 

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