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Obama transition ad
Won’t get fooled again – The Who

Podcast theme
Fearless – The Bravery

Welcome, hellos and random insults towards one another. First Friday plug, giveaways pledge and holiday party plea. The incoming Obama Administration and their political appointments, Clinton 2: Electric Boogaloo. Who has been appointed to what so far and what that will mean to “Change.” Is there no one new in this administration? Kennedy jokes, you can never go wrong with them. Tom Daschle at HHS? Really? Is there any room for Joe Biden in an Obama/Biden Administration? Cronyism vs. Nepotism in politics. Joe Biden’s replacement in the Senate. An update on the corruption that is the Franken Campaign’s attempt to steal the election. A Franken judge is also a non-partisan judge and her ridiculous quote attempting to defend herself.

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Creep – Radiohead

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club ad
Pick up the pieces – Average White Band

Bud Light
Real Men of Genius – Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

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Insane in the membrane – Cyprus Hill

Heath is convinced that Derek couldn’t hang with Cyrus Hill, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and New Kids on the Block jokes. The regular Patrick Swayze update (which is wrong). How the government can’t control itself from doing “something” about the economy even though they don’t have the money. Obama may not repeal the 2001, 2003 tax cuts. How this can become the blob and dominate an Obama Administration to the point he won’t be able to do anything else. The latest proposal from the Democrats is more than the cost of the Iraq war combined. What a million, billion and trillion dollars really means. The auto bailout, why it will just kick the can down the road and not deal with the problem. The unfunded liability issue and what this will mean to that. US could lose our AAA credit rating and what that will mean. Citicorp bailout, who isn’t lining up for a slice of our money? Ben Bernanke – Wall Street killer. The threat of the government having effective control over the auto industry. Similarities between now and the Great Depression, the government’s need to do SOMETHING and how it could impact everyone’s retirement.

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Steady as she goes – The Raconteurs

Obama fragrance ad
1812 Overture – Taikovsky

Bud Light
Real Men of Genius – Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer

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Staying Alive – Bee Gees

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Morbidly obese have a right to two airline seats in Canada. Mental note: do not fly in Canada and the general joys of flying.

The economic crisis is so bad in Russia that vodka sales are hurting. THIS is why we must address this issue and soon! No good can come from sober Russians.

Moron of the year in China gets mauled by Panda while trying to cuddle him. Look for him on Darwin Awards list soon.

New York man gets 4 months for stealing gun. In prison he will be the chewable booty.

A 12 year old is arrested for farting in class. How bad does it have to be to be charged with a crime? How could that 911 call have gone?

Reminder to send in your holiday party lists, go check out spectator.org, the biggest bar night and Thanksgiving wishes.

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A Day in the Life – The Beatles