In the tradition of these great videos, you can now add this…
Archive for April 4th, 2008
This is footage from a McCain rally in Milwaukee and explains why, even though liberals would have you believe the rest of the world hates us, how individuals around the world see our country. Sadly, liberals are working non-stop to make this country exactly like those these immigrants are fleeing.
Sometimes it takes an outsider to make you realize how good we have it on the inside.
Surprisingly Ted Turner has yet to win this award, partially because there have been so many other douchebags who have stepped up their game in the past year and partially because the “mouth of the south” has been pretty silent. But he is silent no more!
Turner buys into pretty much every wacko theory any leftists puts out there, just as long as the US or a Republican can be blamed for causing it, whatever it is. So it’s no surprise Teddy has chugged the global warming Kool-Aid. But he seems to have mixed it with a lot of Jack Daniels before he drank it, and then went on the Charlie Rose show to talk about they myth.
Turner went off on global warming this week saying, “We’ll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.” Maybe we should eat Ted first…
He went on to call the terrorist in Iraq “patriots,” that Russia wants to be our friend and China “just wants to sell us shoes.” He doesn’t really seem to have any concerns over the oppression of any of those groups because, frankly, they’re leftists and so is Ted.
For his lifetime of stupidity (marrying Jane Fonda, for one) Ted Turner is a complete douchebag, but for these idiotic statements, Ted Turner is our Douchebag of the Week.
The special guest for April 4th tonight is Tony Snow. That’s right, former White House Spokesman, radio host, Fox News Sunday host, syndicated columnist and, most importantly, a cancer survivor, and pretty much everything else except someone who has hung out with you is going to cross that one off his list on April 4th at First Friday.
We could go on and on about Tony but you already know who he is, so make sure you make it out for the event.
We’re very happy and excited to have Tony agree to come hang out with us.
Remember, we’re a happy hour so there will be no speeches. You’ll have to muster all the courage you did at the 7th grade dance and just walk over to Tony and say hello. Except this time you might have a little help from Uncle Budweiser.
So tell your friends, and remember you need to sign up to benefit from our specials. See you there!
First Friday: Be There or Be Talked About!
Here is where First Friday is taking place this month, Union Pub.
This video clip explains itself. Everyone is a racist and a whore according to Air America’s most popular host.
