Music and Topics from this Week’s First Friday Podcast – 11-03-09

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Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, hellos and a recap of Halloween, including some lame costumes.

The elections in Virginia, New Jersey and New York 23 – The latest and what the outcome will probably be. ACORN and voter fraud in the Democrat Machine.

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Otherside – Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Superstition – Stevie Wonder

The $1.2 trillion health care scam in the House. What’s a couple hundred billion that doesn’t exist anyway between generations? Who gets taxed, who gets coverage and who gets screwed?

Where is the Constitutional question in this debate?

Eugene Robinson attempts to list Obama’s accomplishments in a op-ed…there was a lot of fluff.

Al(hole) Gore looks to get rich off his “environmentalism” and no one seems to care.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Man hides sausages in his shorts…for real!

New world record for Rubic’s Cube – 15 seconds.

Civilian joyriding with his South African Air Force friend accidentally ejected himself.

Underage man dressed as a breathalyzer gets arrested for being drunk.

Man digs through landfill to find his blackberry, actually finds it.

A 112 year old man marries a 17 year old.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast – 10-28-09

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Fearless – The Bravery

Hellos, welcomes, weekend recap.

Obama loves golf…A LOT!  Plays as much as Bush, finally plays with a woman and why that’s news when it’s not.  Presidential leisure time in the last 2 administrations.

Afghanistan rages while Obama plays golf.

Vice-President Cheney slaps Obama over indecision.  Obama has been being briefed for over a year and he still can’t make a decision, still needs more whatever.

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Loser – Beck

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The Party’s Crashing Us – Of Montreal

Heath passes on Internet “opportunity” worth billions!

Just how profitable are health insurance companies compared to others?  Turns out, not very, and how liberals lie about this by lying about revenue and not profit.

Another story on the slow, painful death of newspapers.

The elections next week – Virginia, New Jersey and NY-23. Our predictions.  Term limits in VA, Democrat corruption in New Jersey and the mess that is New York.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Facebook encouraged communication with the dead.

Michigan man is King of the Cockroaches because he can fit 16 in his mouth.

American Mustache Association plots a comeback.

A dog has the same carbon footprint as an SUV, but that still doesn’t make Global Warming anything but a scam.

Man bites neighbor’s mouth during a fight over a football.

Italian man who committed a crime to get away from his wife was sentenced to house arrest in an act of irony.

Man arrested after 1000 mile test drive, decided not to buy the car.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 10-21-09

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Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, welcome, weekend recap. Trip to Detroit and grand theft auto.

The health care debate that isn’t happening, Democrats negotiate with themselves.

What Obamacare could mean to the future of medicine and prescription drugs.

The Swine Flu and why we have a shortage of vaccines for the flu.

Government run health care as it currently exists – the failures of the VA and the Indian Health Services.

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Under the Milkyway – The Church

No ads this week

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Connection – Elastica

Nancy Pelosi is as unpopular in California as she is, well, everywhere else…even among Democrats.

The New York Times lays off 100 after promising the 5 percent pay cuts last year would save jobs.

Media corruption, Keith Olbermann and the White House war on Fox.

Alec Baldwin calls all conservative commentators racist, then covers his ass.

The railroading of Rush Limbaugh by the media, race hustlers and the NFL; what can Rush do?

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Man charged with assault with a hot sauce.

Head soccer coach forces players to kiss each other on the lips to bring them closer.

Man in Pink PJs arrested burglarizing, another man wears a bra on his face as a disguise.

John Wayne card board cut out has run in with police.

Man wins court battle to allow hundreds of rats to decompose on his property.  Yes, he fought for this.

Man sent to prison for soaking walkers on YouTube.

Man stabs pet fish in rampage against girlfriend.

Goodbyes.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 10-06-09

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Obama Health Care Ad
Touch Me, I’m Sick – Mudhoney

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcomes, hellos, Heath’s weekend in a pig suit and dinner with Joe the Plumber.

They Olympics FAIL of Obama Inc. Does it really mean anything?

Obama’s inability to make a decision on Afghanistan and how it’s hurting US credibility and the troops. The leadership void in the White House.

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Why Can’t We Be Friends – War

Liberals Gone Wild!

Hot, Hot, Hot! – Buster Poindexter

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Socialism ad
Cocaine Socialism – Pulp

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Bitch – Goo Goo Dolls

(Liberal) Doctors at the White House in support of health care get white coats to emphasize the fact that they are doctors. President still says nothing of substance.

Obama’s disinterest in anything non-domestic and the health care debate. How are the votes looking and what will that mean in 2010? Dems in red states.

The unelected Senate, how many Members are there that haven’t been elected?

Democrat corruption and the indifference of Congressional Leadership. Charlie Rangel still holds his seat. Members that have gotten rich while in office.

What happened to investigative journalism?

Gubernatorial races in Virginia (McDonell and Deeds) and New Jersey (Corzine and Christie).

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Massachusetts man steals hotdog, gets 18 months.

Psychic arrested for providing false statement to police. About damn time!

Naked man, covered in feces, breaks into pool, gets arrested.

Woman cooks common law husband’s goldfish and eats them.

British grandma for sale on eBay, bidding only gets to $3,200.

Italian burglar gets busted because he checked his Facebook status while “on the job.”

Secret British government document on stopping leaks to the Internet gets leaked to the Internet.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 9-29-09

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcome, First Friday preview, weekend recap. Everyone who shows up gets a CBL Calendar for free!

Qadaffi at the UN and the value of the UN. Iran lies to the world, Obama tries to make nice with them.

How can a President be so disinterested in what is clearly his Constitutional duty but obsessed with what isn’t? A domestic policy President, and nothing else. What he says and what he does, how do they match up?

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Bohemian Like You – Dandy Warhols

Sleazalis ad

Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

Political Spine Ad

Stand – REM

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Elvis is Everywhere – Mojo Nixon

Barck Obama is EVERYWHERE!!! (Except Fox) Tanking poll numbers and being everywhere – connection?

The amount of time wasted by Obama having fun, doing unnecessary interviews, plugging Chicago for the Olympics.

No time to read the health care bill, just shut up and vote for it! Democrat leadership in Congress.

What is a lobbyist?

Liberals want to hang conservatives for anything bad that might happen to anyone, media goes along with it.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

College bans sex in dorms…when roommate is home.

Woman upset at being called “fat” as a description.

Roofing company accidentally removes the roof of the wrong house, demands it be replaced. Is that really a demand that HAS to be made?

Woman is attacked because she can’t sing. Glad we don’t attempt to sing.

Swedish company sells Poland rancid Cold War meat.

Coffee and boobs – baristas face time for allowing customers to grope them.

Cops play Wii while searching drug dealer’s house.

Man trying to set the record for living the longest with the most poisonous snakes doesn’t make it because he was bitten by poisonous snake.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 9-22-09

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcome, hellos and Heath’s Saturday on Fox and Friends for 3 hours for Bork Barrel BBQ.

The NEA call and the Hatch Act – How Buffy Wicks and Yosi Sargent may have broken the law. These artists would have supported the President anyway so why tie cash, even implied cash, to it?

How the Left is going to the bottom of the deck with the race card and how disagreement with the President proves it’s not racist.

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Just a Gigolo (I ain’t go nobody) – David Lee Roth

You might be un-American

Talk Dirty to Me – Poison

Obama Helmet ad

Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before – The Smiths

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Heroes – David Bowie

Obama’s approval ratings going in the toilet. How are they not lower considering the fact that Republicans and Independents disapprove of him? How that ranks in history.

Missile defense and abandoning our allies. How does this raise our esteem in the world again?

Israel and Iran, what will the US do?

Massachusetts set to change the law to help Democrats after changing the law to protect Democrats. Ted Kennedy (still dead) and his empty seat.

Prince Charles tells the peons to walk, while he drives, to save the planet.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Michigan high school goes into lockdown when police show up in masks.

Florida man blames child porn on his computer on his cats…

Woman wears sign to admit her cheating so her boyfriend takes her back. He didn’t, probably shouldn’t have cheated in the first place.

Man charged with tossing thousands of golf balls, tennis balls and cans of food out of his car randomly in Joshua Tree National Park.

Man trades his father’s car for $50 worth of crack cocaine.

Watching TV ends in family fight and arrest because man was yelling at it.

Couple robbed while having sex in a dumpster.

Kid fakes kidnapping to get out of bad report card.

Goodbyes

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The best of the podcast ads…so far.

Here are some of the best fake ad we’ve done for the podcast so far…

When Eliot Spitzer was caught cheating with a prostitute and his wife stuck by him, a new product was born…Sleazealis.

The Obama Helmet ad from Ronco, back when people were passing out at Obama rallies left and right.

Back when John Edwards went on his “poverty tour” we came up with this one.

When Colombia University invited Amadenijad to speak, we opened with this one.

There has been a lot of talk about “Hope” this year, so we created “Hope Energy Drink” which actually has more substance.

Before the world really knew Barack Obama (and we still really don’t, thanks to the media), we had a quick ad about his biography.

And when Barack Obama got the support of everyone’s favorite designated driver, Uncle Teddy Kennedy, we put out this one.

The first time General David Patraeus came to testify before Congress, Liberals showed how open-minded they were, and so did we.

For a while the Democrat primaries were coming down to superdelegates, and the race was on to win them over. Here is the first episode of “The Adventures of Superdelegate.“

Little known fact, Barack Obama came out with his own fragrance during the campaign. No, it doesn’t smell like you think…

Let’s not forget “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Socialism,” new from Obama and the media.

Finally, who can forget the Wilson’s? All they wanted to do was to be left alone, or so they said in their never-ending television appearances.

That’s a sampling of what we’ve done so far…Only the Shadow knows what the future holds.

Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 9-15-09

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Welcomes and hellos.

A tribute to Patrick Swayze with clips from Dirty Dancing, Red Dawn and the all-time classic Road House with his number 1 song She’s Like the Wind playing under it.

Derek is co-hosting a charity happy hour this Friday, you can find the info about it here.

Heath talks about his appearance on Shark Tank with Pork Barrel BBQ.  Video here!

The Joe Wilson saga, the outrage over two words compared to the lack of outrage over multiple laws being broken by Democrats. Raising money off it on both sides. Can’t really lie about a plan that doesn’t exist.

Kanye West, king Douchebag, and Taylor Swift…He’s and ass and Beyonce is a class act.

ACORN tease for segment 2

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Big Pimpin’ – Jay-Z

Tequila ad

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Wastin’ Time – Kid Rock

The ACORN scandal, will it lead to any changes? The charge of racism and of crime, the attempt to distract from their own corruption.  What’s to come? When? ACORN to sue? Bring it!

The media has lost all credibility and we have to polling data to prove it.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Woman, 107, wants to remarry for the 23rd time.  Married to a 37 year old man. The math behind that.

Impregnate your wife in Aruba Westin, stay for free!

Irish airliner accidentally plays emergency landing recording scaring the hell out of the passengers.

Parade canceled because of all restrictions about parades. Can’t sell beer from floats – probably a good rule.

TSA confiscates baby alligator, gassed up chainsaw from passengers. REALLY?

Cops enter apartment thinking occupant had died but the smell turned out to be just a mess.

Drunk driver gets off by claiming to have only started drinking AFTER being pulled over.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 9-08-09

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Intros, welcome, recap of First Friday and a mention of Heath’s upcoming appearance on Shark Tank, which will be this Sunday at 9:00 on ABC.

Obama talks to kids and the uproar involved in that.

Van Jones – misunderstood genius that happens to be a racist conspiracy nut, or just a racist conspiracy nut?  The trouble with Czars.

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The Distance – Cake

Political Spine Ad
Stand – REM

Sleazealis ad
Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

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New Sensation – INXS

Congress returns with health care on their plate and heartburn from August recess.  Will the Obama Administration be able to put together a coherent message on a “public option” finally?  Probably not.  Public better informed than Members of Congress.

Michael Moore, Jabba the Commie, is back to make another fortune in the Capitalist system by badmouthing the Capitalist system.  What a jackass!

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Man wakes up to find a Jeep crash through the roof of his house.

Woman laments the loss of her fingernails…that were 28 feet long…in a car crash, doesn’t seem to happy about living through the car crash.

Deep fried butter and other stroke inducing treats.

Man robs banks because he wants to go to jail to get away from his wife, whom he has since divorced.

Pot growers in New York call cops when burglarized, they got arrested, oddly enough.

Man shoots cannon through neighbor’s house…accidentally.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 9-01-09

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Intros, random insults and birthday wishes to Heath.

The death of Ted Kennedy and the way the Left is using it for political reasons. Will it work. Who was the real Teddy? Exploiting children at his funeral, joking about Chappaquiddick and all things “Uncle Ted.”

Al(hole) Gore wants to legislate morality on health care, thought we couldn’t do that?

Obama approval rating sinks, and sinks, and sinks.

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Love Me, I’m a Liberal – Jello Biafra

Obama Helmet Ad

Stop Me if you Think That You’ve Heard This One Before – The Smiths

Political Spine ad

Stand – REM

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Mr. Brightside – TheKillers

A fight about birthdays.

Harry Reid wants a newspaper to fail, Nevada wants him to fail.

Magazine sales are tanking at newsstands, is this the end of print? Newsweek is essentially the print version of MSNBC.

Global Warming bill pushed back in the Senate so people won’t have as much time to read it. Transparency!

Cash for Clunkers isn’t paying, dealers taking it in the tank.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Flight delayed 10 hours for clogged toilets.

Man arrested for sticking date with check while stealing her car. Who says romance is dead?

Man steals underwear that somehow violates his probation. What?

Couple in Scotland break up neighbor’s party with fake guns and fake Molotov cocktails.

Criminals in Florida fall for fake letter claiming they were getting stimulus money, get arrested.

Man in trouble for renting helicopter to take his son to school, wanted to make impression.

Woman arrested for attacking smoker with an airfreshener.

Father/son argument turns into a sword fight.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 9-25-09 W

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Intros, recap, etc.

Obama health care meltdown and the attempt to distract by criminalizing politics.  The demoralizing of the CIA for political gain.  The Obama family vacation in a nice, little cottage.  It’s good to be the king, but it’s better to THE ONE! The rush with no plan.  Why won’t the President propose a plan?  The integrity of MSNBC. Eric Holder and the failed AG term.

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The Distance – Cake

You Might be Un-American ad
Talk Dirty to Me – Poison

Political Spine ad
Stand – REM

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Way Down Now – World Party

The First Friday interview with Joe Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Pumber.

Teddy Kennedy wants the rules to replace him changed…to protect Democrats, after he had them changed just a few years ago…to protect Democrats.  The magic number 60 and how the Dems don’t have it.

The trouble with Harry (Reid).  The Corruption is catching up to him.  Potential Democrat leaders, Durban and Schumer.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Man in Utah attacks family over heated game of Uno.  He will NOT draw four!

No Speedos in British Amusement Park.  Who would do that in the first place?

Man yells racial slurs, sexual expletives and throws pizza at daughter over loud music, she calls the cops. Christmas to be awkward.

Hiker, with a group of people, wants helicopter e-vac for hurt thumb.  The 911 operator tells him where he can stick his tumb.

Woman attack clerk with apple juice and Slim Jims.  Didn’t say if she “snaped into it.”

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 8-11-09

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You Might Be Un-American ad
Talk Dirty To Me – Poison

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Welcome, recap, random insults, etc.

Speaker Pelosi and Rep Hoyer call those speaking up at townhall meetings un-American in a op-ed, so they’ve called out the union goons to show people how American roughing people up is.

John Dingle can’t handle the heat. Birthright democracy.

Damn the torpedoes, full speed a head.  Hillary Clinton on what is un patriotic.

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Love Me, I’m a Liberal – Jello Biafra

Political Spine ad
Stand – REM

Prozac Obama ad
Perfect Drug – Nine Inch Nails

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Jet Airliner – Steve Miller Band

The House wants 5 new private jets on our dime, but not so fast…

Hurricane season starts without one, people aren’t buying global warming anymore.

The Deficit grows, and grows, and grows…Obama fiddles.

John Hughes dies, we talk about his career.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Viagra ice cream  brain freeze and a stiffie.

Couple collects outhouses.  That’s just shitty.

Man gets 6 months for  yawning in court.

Florida woman changes man’s diaper thinking he was his disabled brother.

$54k per month for a hotdog stand, owner passes.

Town offers graffiti class for kids in the hope the don’t graffiti.  Good luck with that.

Goodbyes.

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Pictures from the August First Friday

Thanks to everyone who came out the this past week’s First Friday.

Here is a sampling of the pictures from First Friday. You can see a larger version of each of these by clicking on them and can see all the pics from Friday by going to our Flickr page here.

Also, we do have a Facebook group but there are only a few members because we don’t do much with it, frankly. But we do post some pictures from First Friday there a few days before we post all of them, and you can tag people, so there is a small benefit to joining. If you are so inclined you can join the group here. Considering some of the odd groups on Facebook people join, joining our group isn’t all that strange.

Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 9-4-09

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Intros, welcome, random insults and weekend recap.

A reminder that this Friday is First Friday and we have a special guest we can’t tell you about but you will be surprised and happy.

The uprising against Obamacare that is scaring the hell out of Members of Congress and causing them to drop townhall meetings across the country.  Obama’s problem with facts and the liberal’s inability to tell the truth.  Reading legislation and how is it that those who write it don’t have the time to read it nor do they understand what’s in it.  Arlen Specter and Tim Bishop have run-ins with the people they “represent” and find out just how unpopular the President’s plan is.

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Fight Like a Brave – Red Hot Chili Peppers

Hope Energy Drink ad
I’ll Buy – The Replacements

I can’t believe it’s not socialism ad
Cocaine Socialism – Pulp

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Drive My Car – The Beatles

Cash for Clunkers and the moral hazard it presents.  Government’s inability to have a clue how much money they’ve spent on it and the lessons to be learned from that.  What’s next, cash for old refrigerators? Why are some businesses worthy and others not? Could there be fraud in this system? No way! The businesses that will be hurt by this program.

Middle class tax increases?  But Obama promised he wouldn’t do that! Words have meaning…unless they’re said by a liberal.

The weird case of 3 “vacationers” in Iraq that wandered into Iran. What?

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Woman sues college because they didn’t do enough to find her a job. Who would have thought someone wouldn’t hire a person with such a great attitude?

Bad breath disqualifies Chinese astronauts. If you fart in a vacuum and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a smell?

Garbage man will be rehired after being fired for “stealing” from people’s garbage.

Teller fired for thwarting bank robbery. Thank you, you’re fired.

Harvard seeking trademarks for everyday phrases.  Seems their billion dollar endowment is not enough.

Gas leak that sent people to the hospital turned out to be perfume. It was not Sex Panther.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 7-28-09

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Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, welcome, random insults and weekend rewind.

Barack Obama steps into the race cow-pie without knowing any specifics, angers police.

Obama as Fonzie, unable to apologize.

The health care debate and the CBO, is Obamacare failing?

The lies about health care stats.

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I told her lies – Robbie Fulks

Political Spine ad
Stand – REM

Obama School of Leadership
I’ll be there – The Spinners

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Down by the Water – PJ Harvey

The truth behind the numbers – life expectancy and health care.

John Conyers has no interest in reading the bills he votes on because they’re too complicated and he needs lawyers to understand it. Finally a liberal tells the truth, it has nothing to do with policy and everything to do with ideology. Heath agrees to read the bill and explain it to the corrupt Conyers. Members of Congress who are untouchable.

CBO delivers another blow to socialized medicine by saying the bill won’t save any money, even after Obama’s arm-twisting attempts. Blue Dogs hold the line…for now.

Nancy Pelosi is slightly less popular than toenail fungus and doesn’t care. But she does want to be trusted.

A pledge to read the bills they vote on in Congress and how it will go nowhere. Stimulus money to repair or fix toilets. We told you it was a crappy bill.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Strange things found on virtual vacations. How little of a life must you have to take a virtual vacation?

Man faces felony charges for urinating on court reporter’s chair. He was really pissed off.

Toe squeezing as punishment. Discipline or kink?

Wheelchair bound man collects $400k in aid then is photographed dancing. Faces fraud charges.

Man claims he found condom in his soup. Gross!

The Naked Cowboy is running for mayor of New York.

Someone donates a landmine to charity, dumped it into the collection box.

NYC woman going for dirtiest apartment award. She’s just too busy to clean…the dead mice off the floor.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast 7-21-09

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Fearless – The Bravery

Heath’s return from the west coast, welcomes, weekend plans, catch up.

The 40th anniversary of man landing on the moon.

The 40th anniversary of Ted Kennedy killing Mary Jo Kopechne.

ObamaFAIL on the stimulus bill, how many tax dollars are needed to fix a door or buy ham? A lot!

StimulusFAIL, nothing “saved or created” by the bill other than payoffs to political supporters.

The $100 million dollar challenge that hasn’t come to be.

The Teflon President facing heat for firing an Inspector General who was investigating an Obama supporter.

The quality of Obama’s speeches have dropped off significantly now that his lies are being exposed.

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I’m Looking Through You – The Beatles

Political Spine ad
Stand – REM

Kennedy ad for Obama
Jump in My Car – David Hasslehoff

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Your Racist Friend – They Might Be Giants

Barbara Boxer vs Harry Alford – she’s called out as the race-baiter she is. Talk about a deer in headlights. How liberals see people for the color of their skin, not the content of their character.

The President’s falling approval ratings and his prospects against Romney and Palin in 2012.

Washington budget gimmicks.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

An 81 year old man qualifies for NASCAR – drives the entire time with his turn signal on.

Man calls police on himself before robbing a bank, gets arrested.

Man overdrafts credit card by 23 quadrillion dollars, now owns everything on Earth.

Beer, bacon and pepper flavored ice cream. Just cut out the middleman and make puke flavored.

Woman stabs roommate because she asked not to walk around nude. Where did she hide the knife?

Man arrested while getting married at a courthouse.

Murderer gets life or shoplifting. Murder was cool, but swiping 5 CDs is a bridge too far.

Postal worker get 5 months for stealing kid’s birthday cash from cards.

Man charged as terrorist for threatening telemarketer.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from the First Friday Podcast – 7-7-09

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Ad for the Polical Spine featuring Anthony Sullivan
Stand – REM

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcomes, introductions, explanation of where Heath is and why it’s a short show this week.

All Sotomayor all the time.  The judicial confirmation process, what to expect from the hearing and whether or not it will make any difference.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcomes, recap of the weekend and all the usual stuff that starts off a show.

The Bailin’ Palin – What does it mean?  Why?  Wild speculation.

The Obama/Biden public fight.

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Bohemian Like You – Dandy Warhols

Liberals gone Wild ad

Homeland Security ad

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Eat It – Weird Al

Michael Jackson is still dead and everyone is trying to exploit him more now than when he was alive.

Al Sharpton on media bias.  BS ALERT!

Obama in Russia…selling us out.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Alec Baldwin considers run for Congress.

Kid tries to sell naked pictures of his mother online.

There is a new world record for running while on fire.

Ryanair considers standing – room seats on flights.

Man accidentally cuts off penis while making a cabinet.

Joey Chesnut sets new world record for hotdog eating.

Scottish told not to binge tan.

Man delivers underwear to homeless in Canada.

Goodbyes

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Music and topics of this week’s First Friday Podcast.

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcomes, intros and a congratulations to Pork Barrel BBQ on their second place finish in the National BBQ Challenge for best sauce.

Sotomayer and New Haven – what will it mean to her confirmation, if anything, and what does the case mean

All the celebrity deaths lately while listening to Michael Jackson songs.

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Thriller – Michael Jackson

Obama Health Care Ad
Touch Me, I’m Sick – Mudhoney

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Socialism
Cocaine Socialism – Pulp

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Paranoid – Black Sabbath

Is playing Ozzy after talking about Michael bad luck?

Mark Sanford – Moron.

A shoving match on the House floor between Obey and Watters over earmarks.

John Conyers’ wife confesses to taking a bribe, will there be an ethics investigation into his connection?

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Couple gets married and divorced in the same day.

Slow golf game leads to gun being pulled.

The world’s dumbest named airports.

Burglar accidentally takes his own picture with victim’s cell phone while robbing house.

Goodbyes.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast.

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Welcomes, weekend recap, birthday wishes and random insults.  The exciting stage choreography of ZZ Top.

An invitation to a screening of the movie 33 Minutes at the Heritage Foundation hosted by Best Selling Author Brad Thor on Wednesday.

What’s happening in Iran, what does it mean and what should the President be doing or saying about it?  The tightrope the President is attempting to walk.  Is this the time to be cutting missile defense?

The President’s approval ratings are coming down to Earth, how long till the crash?

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Bohemian Like You – Dandy Warhols

Obama Helmet ad
Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before – The Smiths

Sleazealis ad
Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

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Birthday – The Beatles

More thoughts on Obama’s popularity.  Damn the torpedoes, full-speed ahead on the domestic agenda regardless of ability to pay or cost.  Why doesn’t the President embrace “moderate” Democrats?  Isn’t he bi-partisan?  Paul Krugman on heath reform and his general worthlessness.  The truth about the uninsured in the US.  What are the liberals really trying to accomplish on health care “reform” and what it will mean to you.

Barbara “don’t call me ma’am” Boxer and the arrogance of elected office.

The President murders a fly and PETA reacts.  And NBC devotes most time than the fly was alive to talk about it.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Clerk refuses to comply with robber, advises him to go get a weapon so he’ll be taken seriously. Does this make him an accomplice on any future armed robberies this guy pulls off?

Pot smoking mailman burns mail because he was too high to deliver it.

Man tries to pay municipal fine with counterfeit money.  Not the smartest move ever.

Man mugged for a baloney sandwich, police put value at 76 cents.

Drunk man points gun at kids, clucks like chicken because they came onto his property.

Man called 911 to complain that his drug dealer had ripped him off.  If you think that’s a good idea, you probably don’t need more drugs.

Drunk who made himself a motorized barstool and was arrested for DUI in hot water again over child support.  Not father of the year material.

Man dresses as his mother to collect $115,000 in benefits from New York.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast.

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Fearless – The Bravery

Intros, weekend recap, Congressional Baseball game Wednesday, the Stanley Cup Finals and bitterness.

Iran, the elections and the aftermath.  What is meant by “reformist” is Iran?  How the EU, et. al., have come out and condemned the crackdown in Iran on protesters much harder than the Obama Administration and why.

Cheney vs. Panetta on terrorism and readiness.

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Bad Moon Rising – Creedence Clearwater Revival

“Shame on You” by Barack Obama ad
1812 Overture – Tchaikovsky

Obama on Health Care PSA
Touch Me I’m Sick – Mudhoney

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Parents Just Don’t Understand
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

A little discussion of rap music.

Dick Durban, the most appropriately first named US Senator, miraculously cashes out of the stock market before the crash after a private meeting with Treasury Secretary and Chairman of the FED.  You don’t have access to the same luck.  Media will ignore it because it’s not a Republican.

From Gitmo to paradise for three former detainees.

Gallup Poll says more people identify themselves as conservatives than liberals by a wide margin.  What does it mean, if anything?

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Teacher in London sues government because a tree branch fell on her head.  To sue God next for rain that ruined her leather jacket.

Woman in morgue not quite dead.  Not really the place where you’d want to wake up.

City dress code requires employees wear underwear.  What bureaucrat is going to monitor that policy?

Elementary school students in Brooklyn watch porno left in the DVD player at school.  Who uses elementary school A/V equipment to screen porn and then forgets it in there?

Infant barred from seeing The Reader, theater suggests Terminator: Salvation. Yes, that’s just what kids need – violence.

City in Georgia accidentally demolishes the wrong home, or at least they say it was an accident.

Baseball coach uses little leaguers to commit a burglary.

Goodbyes

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast.

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President Obama’s message on health care
Touch Me, I’m Sick – Mudhoney

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcomes, hellos, intros, recap of First Friday last week with Ed Meese, plus the conveying of a complaint about not tipping and yelling at bartenders – a sure way to get spit in your drink.

A valuable lesson for those looking to fix their own electronic devices – open hand smacks work better than punches.

The President wants you to sacrifice…seemingly so he can live like a king.  Date night as President – a six figure affair.

Economic numbers vs. rhetoric.  Unemployment numbers and the media, nowhere near reality.   Where are the stories about the homeless and those one paycheck away from disaster we’re used to when a Republican is President?  The 600,000 “created or saved” jobs myth.  What happened to the 3-4 million jobs that $787 billion “stimulus” bill was supposed to create?  The $2 trillion deficit before health care.  Ford vs. GM – How can Ford compete with a company owned by the entity that makes the rules?  Obama is willing to keep his word to his wife about Broadway, but has pretty much exposed everything he said during the campaign as a lie.

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Baby, You’re a Rich Man – The Beatles

I can’t believe it’s not socialism ad
Cocaine Socialism – Pulp

Prozac Obama ad
Perfect Drug – Nine Inch Nails

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Bad Medicine – Bon Jovi

A little talk about Bon Jovi for no real reason.

The best Burger King EVER!!!  Signs put up my owner say “Global Warming is Baloney” and he, therefore, becomes our hero.  Global warming causes record cold and snow fall in June.  A little bit of information on what the actual scientific data says and how lazy the media is on the subject.  Aren’t we past the “point of no return” these enviro-Nazis set about cutting CO2?  If it’s too late, let’s party!

A discussion on the true number of uninsured in the country and how you’re being lied to about it by a lazy and complicit media.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Ohio school invited to graduation tells students they must leave the state immediately after graduation.  If there’s one thing Ohio seemingly doesn’t need is educated people, and the unemployment numbers reflect the success of that program.

Colorado couple want to be able to garden in their front yard naked.  We they not in their 50s no one would complain.

Girl in England placed under curfew for 2 months, except on Saturdays because judge doesn’t want to ruin her summer.  That’s the kind of punishment we wish we’d gotten as kids.

Church to give away guns – will they then pass the ammunition?

Man sues mother because he cut his finger off in a saw when she tapped him on the shoulder, wins more than $100k.  Promptly cut out of the will.

Woman steals child’s ice cream money, turned in by husband.  No ambiguity when someone refers to the “better half” in that relationship.

High school student gives report on marijuana, then lights joint in class.  He promptly swallowed it, was shockingly suspended.

Man escapes from police pursuit on horse and buggy.  Why aren’t these horses on the racing circuit?

Goodbyes

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Pictures from the June First Friday with special guest Ed Meese.

Thanks to everyone who came out the this past week’s First Friday, and a special thanks to Mr. Meese for coming to hang out with us, sign autographs, answer questions and take pictures.  What an all-around nice guy.

Here is a sampling of the pictures from First Friday. You can see a larger version of each of these by clicking on them and can see all the pics from Friday by going to our Flickr page here.

Also, we do have a Facebook group but there are only a few members because we don’t do much with it, frankly. But we do post some pictures from First Friday there a few days before we post all of them, and you can tag people, so there is a small benefit to joining. If you are so inclined you can join the group here. Considering some of the odd groups on Facebook people join, joining our group isn’t all that strange.

Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast.

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Fearless – The Bravery

Welcome, intros and announcement that Ed Meese is the special guest this month at First Friday.

A plug for Pork Barrel BBQ since Heath owns the company and it’s damn tasty.  The interview that was and the technical difficulties that made it not with Mitt Romney.

Sonya Sotomeyer, Barack Obama, race and politics.  Biography as qualification – the difference between Sotomeyer and Clarence Thomas.  The Constitution was not written to give you rights, it was written to limit government – and that has seemingly been lost.   Judges making policy.  The crumbling of the Republicans in the face of a fight – why they lose.  Sotomeyer’s bigoted statement was written down in a speech, edited and delivered, not off the cuff.  Julianne Malveaux wish Clarence Thomas dead on TV and is still a pundit the liberal media goes to.  Remember that when Republicans are accused of all sorts of things.

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Creep – Radiohead

Obama debate ad
Lovefool – The Cardigans

Democrat’s Accounting ad
Money Back – Paul Westerberg

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Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division

A tangent on Garth Brooks and the best selling musicians of all time.

General Motors becomes Government Motors, will they produce the next Yugo? How can the President violate bankruptcy laws at will?  Will Ford  be able to compete with 2 government run auto companies?  Who really killed the auto industry?  Michael Moore has a plan for you – you don’t get to own a car and have to take trains, government run and controlled trains.  You will never see his fat ass in a small car or on a train, however.  Liberal hypocrisy over pretty much everything, do as I say, not as I do.

The let them eat cake class.  The Obama date night to NYC – how much did it cost taxpayers for the President to get lucky and keep a promise to his wife?  And why can’t he keep his campaign promises if he’s so willing to piss away our money on one to his wife?

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Colorado high school has to reprint diplomas because they misspelled the name of the town on it.  Public education at its best!

Hearst driver stops for beer on the way to deliver the body to the cemetery.  Depression can drive a person to drink, but a drunk driver should no drive a body to depressed people.

Man given lighter sentence after attacking his girlfriend with a knife because her dog bit his balls.  Too bad the dog didn’t bite them off.

Man in Egypt cuts off his own penis to protest his family’s refusal to allow him to marry someone from a lower class.  How does running away not occur to him?

Goodbyes.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast

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Intros, welcome, random insults and a recap of Heath’s Memorial Day BBQ.  Night at the Museum recap and mini-review.

Colin Powell and Rush Limbaugh, what constitutes a Republican?  How can a self-proclaimed Republican support Obama?  What exactly does Obama support that McCain didn’t that Powell disagrees with?  Shouldn’t Powell have an issue with defense cuts Obama wants to implement?  Why the media gives so much ink and air time to a Republican that criticizes Republicans and none to Democrats that criticize Democrats.  Bias anyone?

Speaker Pelosi in China.  She refuses to address her charge that the CIA lied to Congress.  Leon Panetta defends the CIA.  What the Dems are doing is impacting morale.  Other Speakers have resigned for much less, yet Pelosi stays and is defended by Democrats, which hurts the nation.  Pelosi ignores human rights abuses by China to focus on “climate change” to give the government more power.  A quick debunking of the global warming myth.  How Al Gore can save the planet – hold global warming protests since it always snows when he does.

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She’s so Cold – The Rolling Stones

The Barack Obama Gift Store
Give it Away – Red Hot Chili Peppers

Liberals Gone Wild!
Hot, Hot, Hot! – Buster Poindexter

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Revolution – The Beatles

It seems as though President Obama wants to be President of Domestic Policy, thinks he can Ari “hug it out” Gold foreign policy.  North Korea, Iran and nukes.  China and Japan, will Japan go nuclear?  The future of US-China relations.  Israel-Palestinian issue, does the administration care?

Obama admits the US is out of money, doesn’t seem to mind.  Will go forward on health care come Hell or high water.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Man threatening to jump off bridge is pushed off it by a motorist sick of the traffic jam he was causing.  That’s one way to deal with it.

Prison in France to hold their own version of the Tour de France.  New meaning to saddle sores.

Man tries to hire hooker to take his 14 year old son’s virginity, gets arrested.  That’s bonding.

Fat prisoner sues country because they can’t dress him.  Just give him a tarp.

Pre-school teacher forces kids that soil themselves to marinate in their soiled clothes.  Kinda gross.

Fat hooker in Germany shakes her apartment building while doing her “business” so much so her neighbors want her evicted.  New meaning to “if the house is a-rockin’.”

Cemeteries are the new place to get married.  Since most marriages dies, seems appropriate.

Kid uses a snake as a jump rope.

Bowl of water starts fire.  Sky to fall next.

Michigan police shoot stuffed animal with a stun-gun while looking for a cougar.  The cat, not the older woman.

Goodbyes.

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Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast

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Welcome, weekend recap, random chatter, the best TV shows of all time and random insults.

Obama speaks to Notre Dame and we speak about that, plus random jokes at the expense of Nancy Pelosi.  Should he have been invited?  Do people have the ability to listen to opposing viewpoints any more?

Joe Biden screws up yet again.  We relive some of his greatest hits.

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Beautiful Loser – Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band

Predatory Lenders Trailer
Jaws Theme – John Williams

The Obama Gift Store ad
Give it Away – Red Hot Chili Peppers

Segment 2 was cut short, this explains why.  The second half of the show is a collection of our old ads.

Ahmadinejad at Columbia University
Psycho Killer – Talking Heads

Live Like a Democrat Tax Accountants
Money – Pink Floyd

Joe Wilson ad
Money – Barrett Strong

Superdelegate
50’s Superman TV Theme

Hope Energy Drink
I’ll Buy – The Replacements

Liberals Gone Wild ad
Hot, Hot, Hot- Buster Poindexter

Sleazealis ad
Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

John Edwards Poverty Ad
Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik – Mozart

Kennedy Ad for Obama
Jump in my Car – David Hasslehoff

Prozac Obama Ad
Perfect Drug – Nine Inch Nails

Moveon.org’s ad for Iraq Hearing
Surrender – Cheap Trick

Obama Helmet Ad
Stop Me if you think that You’ve Heard This One Before – The Smiths

The Obama School of Leadership
I’ll Be There – The Spinners

Goodbye

Exit Music
A Day in the Life – The Beatles

Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast.

You can hear the show on our homepage, http://www.itsfirstfriday.com/ (New shows every Tuesday, unless Monday is a holiday, then the new show is posted on Wednesdays.) You can download and play all our shows on your iPod or media player and have the ability to fast forward and rewind by going to the archives here. Or you can just cursor over here and press play on the window that pops up and be able to fast forward and rewind here. Or just click on it and it should open in a new window and play.

IF YOU LISTEN IN THE ARCHIVES YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FAST FORWARD AND REWIND ALL YOU WANT WITHOUT HAVING TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW. JUST MOVE YOUR CURSOR OVER THE LINK FOR THE SHOW YOU WANT TO HEAR AND CLICK PLAY IN THE WINDOW THAT POPS UP.

Podcast Theme
Fearless – The Bravery

Welcomes, explanation of why there was no show last week, why we were soaking wet, the movie The Hand staring Michael Caine, softball, blame and random insults. Death and why it’s irritating. What comes next, wouldn’t you want to know?

The White House Correspondents Dinner, some dude wearing Guitar Hero boxers at a country concert, Wanda Sykes, Obama and what constituted funny. Meeting celebrities and introducing Kumar to Newt. The Air Force One photo. Where the buck never got.

Bumper Music
Aeroplane Under the Sea – Neutral Milk Hotel

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Socialism ad
Cocaine Socialism – Pulp

Obama Fragrance
1812 Overture

Bumper Music
Debaser – The Pixies

Nancy Pelosi – what she knew and when she knew it about so-called torture. She should be forced out of leadership if Democrats have any honor at all. They don’t, so she won’t. Pelosi is slightly less popular than Swine Flu right now. Volunteering for “torture” in DC. Why did Democrats introduce a bill to declare waterboarding torture if it’s obviously torture?

An inappropriate joke about Pelosi and Reid and the fake outrage over that compared to Wanda.

Obama’s $1.8 TRILLION deficit. It’s somehow Bush’s fault because nothing bad can be the fault of The One.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Nursing home fines family because they didn’t give 30 days notice before their mother died.

Pilot suggests fire-proof bras for female crew.

A 12 year old files to run for President of Iran…and surprise, he hates Israel. Wants to buy Hawaii to ship the Jews to it.

College offers class in Craps. Just what college students need – another vice.

Guy gets 1197 piercings in one day, set record. Is also a moron.

Guy tries to get “street cred” by shooting clerk with a BB gun. Lamest gang ever!

Goodbyes

Exit Music
A Day in the Life – The Beatles

Pictures from the May First Friday

Thanks to everyone who came out last week for First Friday last week, the place was packed. Hope you had fun.

Here is a sampling of the pictures from First Friday. You can see a larger version of each of these by clicking on them and can see all the pics from Friday by going to our Flickr page here.

Also, we do have a Facebook group but there are only a few members because we don’t do much with it, frankly. But we do post some pictures from First Friday there a few days before we post all of them, and you can tag people, so there is a small benefit to joining. If you are so inclined you can join the group here. Considering some of the odd groups on Facebook people join, joining our group isn’t all that strange.

Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast.

You can hear the show on our homepage, http://www.itsfirstfriday.com/ (New shows every Tuesday, unless Monday is a holiday, then the new show is posted on Wednesdays.) You can download and play all our shows on your iPod or media player and have the ability to fast forward and rewind by going to the archives here. Or you can just cursor over here and press play on the window that pops up and be able to fast forward and rewind here. Or just click on it and it should open in a new window and play.

IF YOU LISTEN IN THE ARCHIVES YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FAST FORWARD AND REWIND ALL YOU WANT WITHOUT HAVING TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW. JUST MOVE YOUR CURSOR OVER THE LINK FOR THE SHOW YOU WANT TO HEAR AND CLICK PLAY IN THE WINDOW THAT POPS UP.

Podcast Theme
Fearless – The Bravery

Welcomes, weekend recap and random insults

The First 100 Day of The One. A look back at the losses we have suffered and will suffer thanks to Obama’s policies.

The slow death of the media, newspapers and TV kissing up to the President and the price of that.

Bumper Music
Jive Talkin’ – Bee Gees

Democrat Accounting Firm ad
Money Back – Grandpa Boy

Predatory Lenders trailed
Jaws Theme – John Williams

Bumper Music
Suffragette City – David Bowie

Grading Obama’s first 100 days.

Obama’s got a “gift” and is so very humble about it, according to Harry Reid.

The Teleprompter breaks down and so does Obama.

Prince Charles rents private jet to travel Europe to warn and lifestyles like his causing global warming. Al Gore, too.

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Union boss cuts off finger, eats it to show times are tough for workers.

Man sets house on fire trying to kill spider with a lighter.

Heath recounts the time he sent a father to jail on Christmas Eve.

Virgin auctions virginity to cover cost of college, bidding wasn’t as high as she hoped.

Woman sure life insurance company because they determined her husband’s murder was a “pre-existing condition.”

Guy gets 4 months in jail for launching a snot-rocket on a clerk.

Soon to be South African President has to decide between his wives to determine which will become First Lady.

Motel owner bans everyone from a particular town in New Zealand because there have been too many complaints about noise.

Goodbyes

End Music
A Day in the Life – The Beatles

Music and Topics from this week’s First Friday Podcast

You can hear the show on our homepage, http://www.itsfirstfriday.com/ (New shows every Tuesday, unless Monday is a holiday, then the new show is posted on Wednesdays.) You can download and play all our shows on your iPod or media player and have the ability to fast forward and rewind by going to the archives here. Or you can just cursor over here and press play on the window that pops up and be able to fast forward and rewind here. Or just click on it and it should open in a new window and play.

IF YOU LISTEN IN THE ARCHIVES YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FAST FORWARD AND REWIND ALL YOU WANT WITHOUT HAVING TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW. JUST MOVE YOUR CURSOR OVER THE LINK FOR THE SHOW YOU WANT TO HEAR AND CLICK PLAY IN THE WINDOW THAT POPS UP.

DHS PSA on the problems with liberty
Somebody’s Watching Me – Rockwell

Podcast Theme
Fearless – The Bravery

Welcome, hellos and a recap of the weekend. Softball injuries and random insults. Sometimes co-host Brian Darling is now married and we congratulate him.

Jeneane Garafolo and Keith Uberdouche, er, Olbermann, accuse anyone who participated in the Tea Parties on tax day of being racist rednecks who suffer from brain imbalances. No riots or masks at the tea parties. No rent-a-goon mobs like those at leftie rallies. Obama’s puppeteer David Axelrod says tea parties are “unhealthy.” Protesting and “speaking truth to power” is only patriotic when it’s against Republicans. What liberals don’t understand about freedom loving individuals – they don’t want other people’s stuff, they just want to be left alone. Econ 101 – take more money from business, businesses can only either pass on increased costs to you or let people go. Garafolo, Ph.D., on her extensive research into hate and Olbermann, a worthless bag of human flesh, just grunts. The joyless Left. Tom Brokaw would be rolling over in his grave, were he in a grave. DHS Secretary says breaking immigration law isn’t exactly breaking the law.

Bumper Music
I fought the Law – The Clash

Barack Obama Gift Store ad
Give it Away – Red Hot Chili Peppers

Obama Fragrance ad
1812 Overture

Bumper Music
Running Down a Dream – Tom Petty

Obama’s new best friend Hugo Chavez. How the President could allow himself to be used as a tool like this. US attacked, Obama apologizes. Obama as the new Gorbachev, who presided over the fall of the USSR. Cutting $100 million from a $4 trillion budget – Obama is finally getting serious!

The two year anniversary of Harry Reid declaring the Iraq war lost. Douchebag!

News of the Weird, News of the World, News of…Whatever!

Lottery winner of Florida tried to open “Naked Dude Ranch,” but was unable to get lucky this time around.

Worthless government jobs in the UK…like Prime Minister, er, compost heap supervisor and breastfeeding coordinator.

Woman fined for loud sex, man walks around with a large ego.

Give the gift that keeps on taking – a Toilet to mark 25 years on the job. Must’ve been a crappy job.

Woman makes unsuccessful robber her sex slave for 2 days before turning him in. This is so weird that you’ll just have to listen for yourself.

Goodbyes

End Music
A Day in the Life – The Beatles